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21 Responses to “If Nfl Nicknames Battle It Out On The Gridiron, Who Would Be The Best Team? For Example Lions Would Eat Ravens”
The old Oilers would pollute all the homes of the animals and engulf them in sticky black goo. Then they’d charge $4 per gallon and make so much money everyone else would be too broke for helmets. Oilers win!
The Browns…how do you stop a color? By closing your eyes, but then you are susceptible to everything else.
The Patriots would need help from France.
The Jets could easily be hijacked.
The Bears (and all of the other animals) could be shot by Buccaneers, Raiders, Patriots, Cowboys, or Texans, who could all shoot, stab, poison, strangle, etc. each other.
The Chargers would only be effective in thunderstorms.
What the hell is a Packer?
The Saints could perform miracles, but they would never be able to fight back (that would be a sin).
49er….All the 49ers died like a hundred years ago.
Giants live in NJ, so they are already dead inside.
The Titans and Steelers. Hey Steel is inanimate so the Titans would likely just pick it up to help beat on other things. Titans were HUGE. Play God of War 2 on the PS2 for a little idea of the Titans, without having to read the mythology(and yeah the game stays accurate to what the Titans were). Come on in the game Kratos, as a human, is the size of like the eyebrow of Atlas. Do you think ANYTHING would challenge them? A Jet would be like a hummingbird at best.
Yeah a Giant would be the CLOSEST to challenging them, but Giants STILL would be nothing to them. Remember we would define Giant as something maybe twice our size. So they still aren’t even a 20th the size of a Titan. Oh and not only were the Titans more powerful then the Gods but they were the ORIGINAL “Gods”, remember Chronos was the father of Zeus and other Gods.
Texans, and I’m not even from Texas, but those Texans are crazy and could take down everything! Even Titans Pirates (bucs) and even a few saints!
…. but then again Jets can bomb everything…
You ever read mythology? the Titans by far. They were more powerful that the Gods. I don’t see a bear being a problem for them, let alone a dolphin, a Seahawk or a Cardinal.
well, depending on how big the animals were, I’d say the Giants or Jets. The Giants could rip apart all of the other teams. The only way the Jets win is on a suicide mission. Unless the Chargers have extremely good aim with their lightning bolts.
The old Oilers would pollute all the homes of the animals and engulf them in sticky black goo. Then they’d charge $4 per gallon and make so much money everyone else would be too broke for helmets. Oilers win!
Cowboys!!!
They can hunt or tame all the other animals…
whoop some but…niners,redskins,titans,giants,etc.
The Cowboys would shoot everybody and win easily. I don’t see that changing unless a team comes out with the name Delta Force!
You all know what happened when we played Cowboys and Indians (Redskins).
green bay would be “packin” da bears!!
The Browns…how do you stop a color? By closing your eyes, but then you are susceptible to everything else.
The Patriots would need help from France.
The Jets could easily be hijacked.
The Bears (and all of the other animals) could be shot by Buccaneers, Raiders, Patriots, Cowboys, or Texans, who could all shoot, stab, poison, strangle, etc. each other.
The Chargers would only be effective in thunderstorms.
What the hell is a Packer?
The Saints could perform miracles, but they would never be able to fight back (that would be a sin).
49er….All the 49ers died like a hundred years ago.
Giants live in NJ, so they are already dead inside.
The Jet’s would kill everyone!! they would fly above all of them and shootem down from the sky! lol
The Titans and Steelers. Hey Steel is inanimate so the Titans would likely just pick it up to help beat on other things. Titans were HUGE. Play God of War 2 on the PS2 for a little idea of the Titans, without having to read the mythology(and yeah the game stays accurate to what the Titans were). Come on in the game Kratos, as a human, is the size of like the eyebrow of Atlas. Do you think ANYTHING would challenge them? A Jet would be like a hummingbird at best.
Yeah a Giant would be the CLOSEST to challenging them, but Giants STILL would be nothing to them. Remember we would define Giant as something maybe twice our size. So they still aren’t even a 20th the size of a Titan. Oh and not only were the Titans more powerful then the Gods but they were the ORIGINAL “Gods”, remember Chronos was the father of Zeus and other Gods.
Texans, and I’m not even from Texas, but those Texans are crazy and could take down everything! Even Titans Pirates (bucs) and even a few saints!
…. but then again Jets can bomb everything…
The Packers. no one wants to be packed
A RAM!..IT WILL BUST ALL YOUR HEADS OPEN!..LOL!
Well, the Packers could humiliate anyone if you know what I mean.
Obvisously none of you have ever tried to fight a Brown
PATRIOTS!!! USA! USA! USA! (c’mon, say it with me!)
Nobody would beat a Bear in a fair fight
The Patriots would get there butt kicked. The Giants would probably win. Maybe the Titans.
You ever read mythology? the Titans by far. They were more powerful that the Gods. I don’t see a bear being a problem for them, let alone a dolphin, a Seahawk or a Cardinal.
hmmm….probably the Giants or Jets…even though i wanna say the Eagles…good question though.
it would be the steelers cmon man they will pour melted metal on every one and kill them.
The Vikings would send them all to Vallaha!
well, depending on how big the animals were, I’d say the Giants or Jets. The Giants could rip apart all of the other teams. The only way the Jets win is on a suicide mission. Unless the Chargers have extremely good aim with their lightning bolts.